Thursday, May 22, 2008

News Flash: Pierce Shower Fully Functional

After many long hours, the Pierce Shower has been proclaimed fit for human use.

Two weeks ago, the shower was a shambles. Drywall and plaster hung from the skeleton of the house, exposing beams, pipes, and spiders. A thick layer of fine white dust covered the entire contents of the house.

Now, the shower is gleaming.

Pure white tiles radiate freshness, and a perky glass tile accent ties the new shower in to the existing color scheme. It is a miraculous transformation. Owner Susan Pierce commented: "Well, you know, I never, like, thought it would end. I thought for sure that, like, the inlaws would have to go without showers for two and a half weeks. Not good, you know?"

The inlaws could not be reached for comment.

May 2008

1 comment:

Ada K. Moyles said...

Glad to know that bodily hygiene, as well as toilet comfort, is now available at the Pierce household.